Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 2, 2017

Tesla Motors Web site down for maintenance... [BIG GRIN] part 1

  • Aug 26, 2015
    ezdiver
    This could well mean they are putting the Model X pages and design studio online


    FINALLY !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!


    HOO - RAY !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!


    FIREWORKS!!! !! !!! !! !!! !!! !!!
  • Aug 26, 2015
    FlasherZ
    ...or they're just upgrading PHP. :)
  • Aug 26, 2015
    Superloud
    I was on the site when it went down at about 10:27pm PST
  • Aug 26, 2015
    commasign
    Site goes down for an hour or so every week for maintenance. One can hope it's related to Model X, but doesn't have to be.
  • Aug 26, 2015
    FlasherZ
    It's back, and there isn't any Model X change.
  • Aug 26, 2015
    ezdiver
    Bummer. Can't log in yet though. Not yet fully back there.
  • Aug 26, 2015
    Paul Carter
    Some funk on the login page for sure. Rendering seems to hick up. Can't log in either
  • Aug 26, 2015
    FlasherZ
    I can log in... no "configure" button. Y'all lose, just standard maintenance.
  • Aug 26, 2015
    Paul Carter
    Yea no love. :) can log in now.
  • Aug 26, 2015
    vlad.trotsenko
    Just checked internal links inside of Tesla's web site, there is still no hidden Model X configuration available. So I think it was planned downtime, no Model X configuration coming...
  • Aug 27, 2015
    Troy
    I immediately checked if they fixed the "Max Range" button that I reported to Tesla but no luck. I guess my message never reached the web design team. To see the problem,


    1. Open Design Studio
    2. Click on "Max Range" button. Price shows $88,000
    3. Click on 70D and then back to "Max Range". Price still shows $88,000. So far so good.
    4. Now click on "Max Performance" and then back to "Max Range". Now price shows $95,500.
    5. Click 70D and then back to "Max Range". Price still shows $95,500.

    Some of the options that were selected when clicking "Max Performance", don't get deselected after you click something else. It is a small error but it doesn't give a good impression to visitors.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    Gwgan
    What you are asking for is a "Base Model" button and the Max Range button is not that. Max Performance does select things that have marginal impact on performance (21" wheels, autopilot convenience, and air suspension) but once selected it is as if you had manually selected them and then changing the battery size does not change your Options selections. Max Range does change the tire size back to 19" but does not deselect the fancy cyclone wheel option which is a relatively hidden choice and is not so obvious.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    andrewket
    It still very well could have been maintenance to prepare/stage for X config. They just haven't enabled it yet.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    vlad.trotsenko
    I am tracking configuration changes if it would be enabled it least for one person, then I (hope) would see it.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    NigelM
    After years of waiting, that would be the final launch? Flicking the switch on the website in the middle of the night? No announcement or hoohah.....Well that would be different I guess.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    timf
    Maybe Elon will hold another teleconference like he did for Ludicrous mode and the referral program. Those came with little to no warning. They could release base pricing, specs, and a few press photos, with the promise of an up-close reveal on the day of first deliveries.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    CmdrThor
    Wow, you guys looking for X configuration changes clearly don't know how to look hard enough ...
  • Aug 27, 2015
    andrewket
    No, I don't think so. Whatever method tesla chooses for the launch, you'll want the website ready to go the very next second. At the D launch the website wasn't online for 45-60 minutes and a line formed in front of the macs they brought for ordering. Lots of people watching via steaming also tried to order and gave up until the next morning because of the website issues. I assume Tesla doesn't want a repeat.

    The solution is to pre-stage everything and then change one config file to enable the new content. Plus I assume Tesla will be sending out invites to config in reservation order just like the S. So right now one test account could have been given access and it's going through final Q&A.

    Or we're all making crap up, and it was just normal maintenance, and the folks at Tesla are once again laughing at us for reading way too much into every little thing :)
  • Aug 27, 2015
    NigelM
    Hah, yep that sounds about right. :)
  • Aug 27, 2015
    Gwgan
    So are you all prancing on the refresh button or is the mytesla server slow for some other reason?
  • Aug 27, 2015
    Paul Carter
    Its slow on a good day. :) But yes, noticed is more slower since last night.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AlMc
    I have been unable to access the 'forums' on the TM site though I can access everything else.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    vandacca
    My guess is that Elon will tweet that the Design Studio has gone live and the Tesla twitter account will probably re-tweet it. That way, people will get notified at a staggered pace (whenever they check their twitter feed) rather than all at once. I can't imagine it going down any other way at the moment.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Me too, seems like it went down in the last few hours.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Its back up for me.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AlMc
    Dang. Me too. I was hoping TM was limiting my access to the forum so that I could not be tempted to divulge that they called me to configure. Man.....I have to throw away another pointy aluminum hat now.:eek:
  • Aug 27, 2015
    vandacca
    I'm guessing that the website went down due to corruption and it would seem that they had to restore from backup from a few days ago. The reason for this guess is the "last message" read count has been reset for me to a few days ago and there are still a couple of threads that I cannot read because I get a "404 Page Not Found" error.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    NigelM
    I guess if there was anything new like private access to the configurator we would have heard from Bonnie by now.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AlMc
    Or not :biggrin: those darn NDAs
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AnOutsider
    She'll swing by later all "what? I thought you guys were out driving your Xs too?!"
  • Aug 27, 2015
    jomo25
    Is this real or is she trolling us?
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AnOutsider
    One can never tell with that one.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    EchoDelta
    Lol-
    Can't imagine Bonnie going through traffic if it's not assured to be worthwhile. But what a tease.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mrdoubleb
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mspisars
    Hmm, now I cannot finish my workday in any "normal" fashion... the F5 button is getting worn out...


  • Aug 27, 2015
    Zaxxon
    hqdefault.jpg

    Time to wear out Ctrl-R...
  • Aug 27, 2015
    roblab
    From what I have gathered, Bonnie hits the Fremont charger about every Saturday. Which is a nasty day for traffic. So she must be doing something worthwhile every week.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    jimmyjohn
    With the passion, bent-up excitement, and ingenuity of the people posting on TeslaMotorsClub.com, I'm surprised no one has posted Bonnie spy photos, yet.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    AlMc
    i heard she was out shopping for checkered shirts and stopped off at a party store to buy a disguise. She was last see driving that blue X....the photo was posted by Nigel....quite the conspiracy perpetrated by these ex TMC moderators.
    You heard it here first:rolleyes:
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mrdoubleb
    Better... I've got photo evidence she is out there testing the autopilot feature on a heavily camouflaged black mule.
    ~
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mzpolo
    Winner!

    - - - Updated - - -

    http://www.teslamotorsclub.com/showthread.php/52543-Will-there-be-a-Model-X-launch-event-in-Hawthorne-and-if-so-how-can-I-get-in
    OK You implied Ms Bonnie a bit more directly than I did.
  • Aug 27, 2015
    roblab
    That's because the X she drives is heavily camouflaged as a white Roadster. Clever lady!! And, If I Remember Department, she said her other X will be white, also. Not blue.

    Has anyone checked her garage? Behind the blackout curtains?
  • Aug 27, 2015
    Merrill
    Patiently waiting to hear from PB!
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mspisars
    Something serious is going down. Bonnie removed the FB post mentioned in this thread! No mention of anything else/new...


    Note: she could have made it private, whereas it was not before (i.e. I could see it before and can't now)
  • Aug 27, 2015
    mrdoubleb
    Do you see what you have done, Elon? Do you see? This is what it has come to: we are now stalking Bonnie online. :tongue:
  • Aug 28, 2015
    32no
    DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS ELON???
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Blip
    Did we miss something?
    Bonnie posting something on Facebook?
    Someone posting screen-shot on forum, and later removed?
    What, what, what?
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Newb
    I thought Nigel was bonnie's second account... :confused: ;-)

    Edit:

    Let's sing, folks:

    Our bonnie is over at Fremont
    She's 'bout to take de-li-ve-ry
    She'd got to sign the N-D-A-ay
    Oh, bring back our bonnie to TMC.

    Bring back, bring back,
    Oh, bring back our bonnie to T-M-C!
    Bring back, bring back,
    Oh, bring back our bonnie with her X to T-M-C-ee.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Anzir
    She also had Nigel remove the photo of her post in this thread.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    AlMc
    Didn't you get the memo::confused:......No poetry/haikus/*singing* allowed. It is bad for the price of TSLA :wink::biggrin:
  • Aug 28, 2015
    mspisars
    This is hurting my brain! The collusion among TMCers, the secrecy of it all. I can't take it any more!!!

    Breathe in... breathe out...
  • Aug 28, 2015
    mrdoubleb
    So with all that we (think) we know about Bonnie`s Mysterious Adventures and this being a Friday and the end of Elon`s most recent deadline, I think it is quite possible the configurator could go live after market close today. And if not, definitely within the next 7 days.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    AnOutsider
    Well Monday is the 31st, so if he wanted to hit the "by September" deadline (and not roll it out on a weekend), that's the last day to do so.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Merrill
    Bonnie is awfully quite!
  • Aug 28, 2015
    mrdoubleb
    I bet she is Not Doing Anything in particular.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Gerardf
    Yes, something seems to be moving, however I strongly doubt non-SIG's will see anything of a design studio until official reveal. I can hardly imagine how one could select all available opions to complete ordering the car, without giving away all the special features.

    I expect something like a tweet from Elon confirming that the first group of SIG's have indeed started to complete their configurations (on a closed design studio).
  • Aug 28, 2015
    aznt1217
    I think the reveal either comes Today EOD or Monday for a big splash.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Gerardf
    Do we happen to be any close to Tesla total production 100.000 today (2.500 x Roadster + 97.500 MS) ?
    Maybe that is why Elon was so vague on exact date of design studio?


    Would be great if they would have a party tonight at the factory delivering the 100.000th produced Tesla being a Model-X :)
  • Aug 28, 2015
    hobbes

    Someone here must have seen it... Come on - just a little hint? Pleeease? :redface:
  • Aug 28, 2015
    hockeythug
    I respect Bonnie very much so I will not disclose.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    lucy
    Plus the sudden disappearance of MX mules is very interesting.
    I'm going to have to drink to forget for a while tonight, although my liver can't take much more... :tongue:
  • Aug 28, 2015
    timf
    It was a cryptic message regarding only going to Fremont when she has a good reason to, posted while in Fremont (but not specifically the Tesla factory).
  • Aug 28, 2015
    vandacca
    Marshalls in Fremont was having a sale on checkered blouses. :wink:
  • Aug 28, 2015
    hobbes
    Thanks, I am getting the idea :).
  • Aug 28, 2015
    MorrisonHiker
    Maybe she was in town for Tea again, hopefully not ICEd.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    JRod0802
    You know what's going down? Once Bonnie saw that her status was being monitored, she did the most interesting thing she could. She deleted the Facebook post and disappeared, just to sit back and watch the result :)

    I'd say she achieved her goal. Isn't that right, Bonnie?
  • Aug 28, 2015
    lucy
    Bonnie has been MIA from these forum since 1433 CDT yesterday. Missing from Twitter since the day before.
    I'm getting worried...
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Blurry_Eyed
    I think this is new on the Model X page (at least I never noticed it before and I've checked it a lot). On the front page where you can demo the Falcon wing doors, the headlights of the Model X are now on. Maybe a sign from Tesla?
  • Aug 28, 2015
    SW2Fiddler
    This would be getting into "I buried Paul" territory. (I love it!)
  • Aug 28, 2015
    AudubonB
    Yeah yeah yeah...

    All in good fun, but can't we please have a moderator change this absolute click-bait thread title?

    Oh yeah - I'm a mod. But I've virtually no internet here, and less bandwidth, of which the whole world rejoices.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Merrill
    Ok, forum goes down no word from Paul, Nigel or Bonnie. I guess if we cannot get on to the forum we cannot complain.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Twiddler
    Nope. Those of us who visit the Model X page daily since they slimmed down the page months ago can tell you that nothing is new
  • Aug 28, 2015
    bonnie
    Aww, you guys. Love the humor on this site. :)

    Has been a busy day and a half ... some pics for you:
    Enjoy!
  • Aug 28, 2015
    dsm363
    Welcome back! The natives were restless.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    bonnie
    I see that. :)
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Zaxxon
    I hope the Hello Kitty interior option made it to production for you.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    bonnie
    Well it's def custom. They've promised it won't make it to general production.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    brucet999
    OK, maybe I'm just dense, but all three of these links go to some awful music video of a guy name Rick Astly. Is the joke just "Ha ha, made ya look" three times?
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Crowded Mind
    Lol. It's an internet culture thing. Equivalent to telling someone that gullible is written on the ceiling. It's called rick-rolling.

    You can read about it here.
  • Aug 28, 2015
    Paul Carter
    hey those are not the albums I was expecting. :)
  • Aug 28, 2015
    dhanson865
    Maybe the only post here that has rickroll in it that doesn't go to music video on youtube.

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rickroll
  • Aug 28, 2015
    goneskiian
    Don't feel too bad, I fell for that one about a month ago. My post about it was on the official TM forums though. ;-)
  • Aug 29, 2015
    JRod0802
    A thread on rickrolling in the Model S:
    Rick Rolled
  • Aug 29, 2015
    Merrill
    So Bonnie, what was the purpose of your posting that you were in Fremont and then pulling our chain on the Album stuff. Why cannot you just say either you did not get your X or you did get your X. Or this had nothing to do with either. Not quite sure what you were trying to accomplish.
  • Aug 29, 2015
    bonnie
    Merrill, I didn't post I was in Fremont. It was picked up from my fb feed. And everyone went a little overboard deciding why I was there. (I especially liked the song and the photo.)
  • Aug 29, 2015
    Merrill
    Based on the information posted I do not think there was anyone that thought you were not in Fremont. Any way I have the upmost respect for you but thought this last post was inappropriate.
  • Aug 29, 2015
    bonnie
    Umm, seems like everyone worked everyone up. Not sure how this translated to my fault. If a little rickrolling after all of that upsets you, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

    Clearly a few people were keeping it in perspective ...

  • Aug 29, 2015
    lucy
    Everyone is super crabby & tired of checking for updates without success.
    I'd precribe Xanax, but I'm not programmed to respond in that area, I mean licensed to prescribe.
    maybe meditation?
    a long walk?
    tequila sunrise?
    in some states you have other things you can try...
  • Aug 29, 2015
    bonnie
    I'm canning produce today. Seems to work :)
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